"My tongue will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break."

 William ShakespeareThe Taming of the Shrew (via feellng)

onikalodeon:

can we talk about Nicki Minaj’s twitter location image

ricksanscrotum:

I LOVE HOW OBAMA ALWAYS SAYS “GOVERNOR ROMNEY”

LIKE YOU’RE JUST A GOVERNOR YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING ELSE

ITS SO SUBTLY SASSY

"25 things i wish i realized while i was still in highschool"

  1. That zit on your cheek literally does not matter
  2. Skipping class one time will not ruin your entire life
  3. The boy you’re trying so hard to impress will mean nothing to you in a year
  4. Bring coffee to school and ignore people who make fun of it
  5. Bring a snack, too. Don’t care if people hear you eating in class.
  6. Being popular isn’t and will never be something that seriously defines who you are
  7. Appreciate your teachers
  8. Doing/not doing drugs doesn’t make you cooler than anyone else.
  9. Neither does drinking
  10. Talk to the kid sitting alone; even though it may not change your life it could drastically change theirs
  11. Participate in school events
  12. Wear sweatpants everyday
  13. Or wear a dress everyday
  14. Wear whatever makes you comfortable
  15. Nobody will laugh at you if you sit alone at your lunch table for five minutes
  16. Utilize the library
  17. Don’t wait 20 minutes to text someone back just to seem cool
  18. Tell your friends how much you love them
  19. Cherish your free textbooks… seriously
  20. Help confused freshmen, be nice to them. Remember how much you would have appreciated it a couple years ago
  21. Compliment the other girls in the bathroom
  22. That fight you had with your mom really isn’t that big of a deal
  23. It’s okay to cry
  24. Don’t let your desire for a romantic relationship stop you from forming platonic relationships
  25. Remember that life does go on

(via tomlinbooties)

The Signs in School

  • Aries: That one kid who takes P.E. way too seriously. Probably has a 'problem with authority'. Always ends up being a group leader somehow.
  • Taurus: Doesn't really like to stand out much. The one who brings stuff for their friends on Valentine's Day and such. Quiet and generally well-liked.
  • Gemini: Always getting in trouble for talking in class. It doesn't matter where the teacher moves them, they always find someone to talk to. For some reason, they manage to get good grades on exams, even though it seems like they never pay attention.
  • Cancer: Has a small, close group of friends. Most terrified to get out of school and go to college.
  • Leo: Over achievers. Leaders, but more responsible (and controlling) than Aries. Can't wait for graduation.
  • Virgo: The teacher's pet. They're hot-wired to treat school as a life or death thing. Think Hermione in real life.
  • Libra: They like to talk, but manage to charm their way out of trouble. The teacher probably has a soft spot for them.
  • Scorpio: Their grades are proportional to their level of interest in the class. Likes to play the devil's advocate.
  • Sagittarius: "He's got a lot of potential, if only..."
  • Capricorn: Class president. Also, takes school way too seriously, but not as easy to take advantage of as Virgo. Won't let you copy their homework in a million years.
  • Aquarius: Same as Scorpio. Argues with the teachers a lot. Always has a unique point of view that half the class thinks it's stupid/insane and the other half thinks is brilliant.
  • Pisces: They either care enough about not disappointing their parents they're good at school or don't care at all and spend the day doodling. There is no in-between. Often the quiet kid.

mordecai-put-your-phone-away:

teenyweenynotepad:

hetaliabritain:

theprophetchuck:

I WAS SO SCARED

I WAS REALLY FUCKING CONCERNED

Oh god. I was, actually scared.

EVERYONE WAS CONCERNED

(Source: moringmark)

gridmark:

guys we signed a contract IN CURSIVE to not talk about the psat we promised guys

charles-rocket:

"dont worry, mister romney, were only going to the park to play fetch!" says mitts campaign manager

"oh boy!!" says mitt

mitts jubilation slowly turns to horror as they pull into the veterinarians office

(Source: tete-pownshend)

tyleroakley:

thank you for setting that up for us

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