• Teacher: How much is a gram?
  • Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..

dinosaureverything:

"stop doing that"

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guy:

omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was like “yea that’s very weird considering you’re ugly as fuck” and she walked away like a bad bitch and everyone’s hands went over their mouths and it was the greatest experience ever

xxcactusdudexx:

you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

(Source: xoxo2k14methdragonssss)

babyrad:

There’s this shitty thing that happens when you learn about the reality of racism, sexism and misogyny. You start to hear it from the mouths of your parents, grandparents, friends and siblings and you can’t ignore it anymore but you’ll see how many of them will ignore you when you speak out about it.

420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line

(Source: pokemonthemovie2000)

KootraHD + snapchats

(Source: jon-risinger)

so-unable-to-even:

Maybe if I was a normal teenager with actual friends I could be like getting it on with a guy a some party, but nope instead Im just huddling under my blankets reading fanfiction at 2:00 am

sofiaauditores:

*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight

(Source: phantonhives)

Going back to school in September

jayma-jones:

Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?

Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshootsimage

galaxys4:

talkin to ur crush like
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(Source: galaxys4)